lunes, 11 de enero de 2010

LOS GOLFOS DEL PERSICO

Este de aquí con cara de subirnos el petróleo cuando le sale de las narices se llama
BA- ADERRAMAH EL KUWAT
Emir de Abu Dabhi
Letrista, Músico y Segunda

De cara al próximo concurso del Teatro Falla se había confirmado la presencia de una chirigota de Emiratos Árabes Unidos, formada por los más poderosos jeques de la zona, los más Golfos Pérsicos. Si bien la presencia de la chirigota estaba confirmada, faltaba por conocer de manera oficial el listado completo de jeques que la integrarían.

Desde la oficina del Sultanato de Los Emiratos Árabes Unidos hemos recibido un fax esta misma mañana con el listado completos de Emires, Sultanes y Jeques que conformarán la chirigota. A continuación os ofrecemos el listado completo, con nombre del Jeque, Cargo y Misión en la chirigota.
HASSAD LAS KABALLAS
Jeque de Omán
Director y Tenor

MOJAMEDH PRIMERO Y SECAHMED DESPUÉ
Califa de Qatar
Ex Director y Tenor

AHMED UN FAVOR
Emir de Bahrein
Segunda Acamellada

HAKIM ENKAÍ HAYQUEMAMALAH
Jeque de Arabia, esquina a Iraq
Tenor Arábigo

HASSIM, HASSSIM, HASSIM GANNA-EL-MADRIM
Sultán de Ajmán
Tenor Pérsico

BAJAH LABASUR
Emir de Sarja
Tenor Arenoso

OMAR NOMESPERESP-AL-MORZAR
Emir del Al-Jaraf
Tenor Hormigonero

DEJAHMED UM EUR
Sultán de Um El Kawaim
Tenor Petrolífero

ALÍ KATAR EL-KUART DEBAÑ
Jeque de Mashred
Tenor Datilero

BETH-AL KARAJ (gemelo de Alí Katar)
Rey de Omán de los Atunes
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Y por último, el gran SALIM HAPASEAH, invencible guerrero tuareg de la tribu Babebeh El Auíta ( el hijo puta de Alí Babá me ha robado el turbante)

Salam, Hermanos.



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